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		Well, unlike that loser Barnes, and that dumb ole cowboy Ray Krebbs, and that drunk wife of mine...that saddle tramp wife of Bobby's, that latino helicopter pilot that killed my daddy, my two-bit, two-foot tall niece Lucy, those Cubans who tried to steal my oil... are you tryin to ask something boy?
	J.R.Ewing
		Some people say I have a bad reputation. Some say I make people sick. Others say I make people so sick that their dissolved innards become violently expelled from orifices they didn’t even realize they had. Some wonder... what kind of a demented ‘higher power’ would allow a thing like me to exist? That's exactly what I say... about these guys here.
	Ebola
		They, like me, were cast from a different stone. A stone forged from truth, and justice...liberty, and freedom... and stone. Rock...solid...stone. I mean, how else do you think I get these amazing facial shadows.
	Abraham Lincoln
		They're like when someone puts something delicious in front of you, like a stripper, or an ear. And you just can't help yourself, ya know whattamean?
	(Iron) Mike Tyson
		The third dimension can take some time to get used to, but they'll make it. We all struggle with our weight from time to time, even Big Ben here...
	Computer Animated Garfield
		...One of the all time great composers, shaper of pop culture and ideology and winner of the Library of Congress Gershwin Prize for Popular Song... Yes, I describe to you the one and only...Paul Simon (i.e., merdur).
	Charlie Rose
		Merdur did this to me... made me so dead, and so fabulous.
	King Tut
		Without their help I wouldn't be where I am today... annoying the holy f@#$ out of you.
	Kathy Griffin
		I think I just swallowed a mouthful of sand (hack). I am so, so sick of this dry weather. Could you be a dear and bring me a sparkling water, perhaps with a slice of citrus fruit?
	The Dune Worm